If This Is Happening On Your Subway Car, Get Right The Hell Off

​Subway performers in New York are largely harmless — even if the "Showtime!" dancers aren't your favorite, at least they're usually quite talented and joyful. 

But then there's… whatever this is: 

But if there's one thing you can count on in New York, it's that no matter how weird something happening on the subway might be, the rest of the subway riders will ignore it.

[Mike Yi via Gothamist]